You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

"If today was your last day on earth, what would you do?"


not being at comic con like 


not being at comic con like 


why does sex have to be hard why can’t I just walk up to one of my friends and be like hey we trust each other and I’ve got a lot of tension I need to work out so please take off your clothes and touch me and later we can go for pizza because we are friends and I like pizza

  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons


kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight


you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time


reasons why summer is fucking gross:

  • very hot weather
  • very humid weather
  • 7583498754397864596 waterbugs
  • 60000 bees/wasps/hornets
  • no sweaters allowed
  • sweat everywhere
  • millions of mosquitos
  • lack of rain
  • bugs
  • skyrocketing electric bills if u use an AC
  • feeling the need to shower every hour
  • did i mention bugs